5 Valentines Wedding Proposal Ideas for Losers

There are thousands of men up and down and the country thinking of the best or the most unusual way to propose to their loved one on Valentines day.  After all, Valentines Day along with New Years Eve are the two big question popping days of the year.  I am a sucker for the traditional romantic dinner but if you are looking for something out of the ordinary then take a tip from me and make sure your idea is not on our top 5 valentine proposal ideas for losers.

1.  Hide the ring in a soft centre chocolate
This one could end in disaster and a trip to the dentist if you are not careful.  If you leave enough of the ring poking out the top then your future partner will hopefully spot it before digging their teeth in.  If they are a chocolate gannet and will clear a layer of milk tray without blinking then steer clear of this proposal suggestion.  There is nothing less romantic then spending the valentines evening indoors waiting for your partners bowel movement to recover the wedding band.

2.  Decorate your local roundabout
I am not sure why people think they have to decorate their local roundabout with painted bedsheets when their best mate turns 40.  It is only a matter of time before people are proposing in a similar style.  Be careful though, if she is not expecting it then she may be cursing you later when she loses her no claims discount in a rear end fender bender.  All the time people are drawn to roundabout decoration in times of celebration I hadto include this one on my list of proposal ideas for losers.

3.  Propose by Text Message
We all love to text and we all know there are important things that should not be said by text.  Well this is the biggest test you will ever to have to come across.  If you choose this method then I can only assume that after years of hardcore texting you have simply forgotten how to dial a phone in the normal way or have lost the art of converation.  If that is the case then you better prepare yourself now and ensure that your predictive text picks up “I Do”, “I Will” and “do solemnly declare” ready for the wedding ceremony.  If you make it this far then we can only assume that you partner is as big a text junkie as you.

4.  Tattoo yourself with a proposal message
Remember they might say no.  You dont want to then spend the rest of your life looking for the second love of your life with the name Melanie.  Then, even if you do find another Melanie to spend the rest of your days with she needs to be insane enough to like a bloke who proposes by body art.  Take my tip …use a non-permanent marker first and if she says yes and thinks it was a wonderfully romantic gesture you can take comfort in the knowledge that you have found a partner as loopy as you as you make your trip to the tattoo artist to make it permanent.

5.  Ask the Waiter to bring you that “Special” Fortune Cookie
You may think its original but trust me its not.  Every night in chinese restaurants up and down the country people are rewriting destiny after carefully changing the message inside a fortune cookie with a pair of tweezers.  There is only one thing more sad then proposing by fortune cookie in a chinese restaurant and that is to propose by fortune cookie in an Indian Restaurant.  Don’t do it !